Friday, April 01, 2005

Office Humor

In the middle of my working day, this appeared in my Inbox spoofing corporate dress code policy (what else) - I had to laugh out loud. I have had a hard time disciphering business casual particularly "High End Business Casual".

Dress Code Policy Quiz (circle the best answer)


1. Rajesh arrives at work wearing pink Lycra pants, Hiking Boots, and a taupe strapless top exposing his midriff.
COMPLIANT or NON-COMPLIANT


2. Amanda is sporting a Henley, with a sweater, a sport coat, lime-green corduroys, a plaid knee-length skirt, one loafer and one clog, Pittsburg Pirates baseball cap.

COMPLIANT or NON-COMPLIANT

3.
John is dashing in his pressed Khakis, argyle socks, penny loafers, and sheer chiffon blouse with spaghetti straps.

COMPLIANT or NON-COMPLIANT

4.
Mark arrives late to work wearing flip-flops and a rain poncho.
COMPLIANT or NON-COMPLIANT

5.
Rob is outstanding in his kilt, sporran, hose, sghian dubh, ghillie brogues, button down white shirt, and glengarry.

COMPLIANT or NON-COMPLIANT

Answers

1. Ummm….Non-compliant
2. Surprisingly, technically Compliant. Though what the hell is a Henley ?
3. That blouse, John, leave it at home!
Non-Compliant
4. Non-Compliant.
Seek counseling.
5. Normal. Compliant.

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