Saturday, December 16, 2006

Compensated By Imagination

What desi men lack in size they make up for in imagination even if not directly. Gifting a woman lingerie created from fresh flowers may just be what it takes to distract her from his under-endowment and issues thereof. The little sound bite from Sunil Mehra at the end of the BBC news article, is a painful reminder of what ails desi males in bed

But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

"With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimeters, let fools contend."

Mehra would have us believe that the efficacy and indeed entire purpose of the organ in question is to be able to impregnate. Small wonder then that desi males don't respond terribly well to performance reviews and end up wondering why they should be held responsible for pleasuring the woman - surely God would have provided her with the wherewithal for it had he deemed it necessary. For crying out loud, he is able to get it up what more could she want ?

Surely, Mr. Mehra you could do better than that for your constituents. Help them hold their own in a time of globalization when desi women have easy access to a lot more than desi.

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