Saturday, February 17, 2007

Dating Consultancy

I don't have the resume that it takes to land a dating expert position but the pay is enticing enough to consider a change of profession. The job description does not sound half bad either

I am a dating consultant, President of Rapid Dating and the author of Love Mechanics. I do personal dating consulting and give dating ideas and advice for women and men; including makeover services, wardrobe tune-ups and love nest tune-ups. I will tune up people’s homes and create love environments. Guys often think, “Once I meet a girl, I’ll fix up my place,” but it’s actually the reverse. He needs to fix up his home first! I take people shopping for a new wardrobe. I create love scripts for people in different dating situations; for people who don’t know what to say.

I have in my time given dating advice to both men and women to their eventual benefit. Wardrobe and make-up wisdom comes to me naturally though I hesitate to dispense it lest it offends the recipient.

Likewise for home interiors though I must admit that
boudoir decor is hardly my forte and I know close to nothing about what toys are green and hip these days. But that is nothing a little bit of research (aka Googling) cannot remediate. Finally, like hairdressing and landscaping this is a line of work that cannot get outsourced.

I always knew what I do for a living is not really "me" but now I think I might have found my true calling. I wonder if I should start with buying banner space on the desi dating and matri sites. I might even throw in remote telepromting from the dating consultant's "situation room" instead of a static "love script" that cannot be customized to meet real time needs.

1 comment:

Ricercar said...

lol :)