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Great idea for a television show that will never happen. The vision is picture perfect: 

Finally, they could hire epidemiologists to “call” a state as “healthy.” Imagine Kornacki getting an update from his producer in his ear at 8:30 eastern on a Tuesday night. “Wait, wait — I’m just getting this from the decision desk. We are now prepared to call the state of Maine as healthy.”

But apparently, the man has other plans, Being that I did not follow election coverage live last year, I am not able to fully appreciate his talents but people in the know are singing his praises:

If you are not familiar with Kornacki, the first thing you need to know is that he is spectacular and must be protected at all costs. Kornacki is a national political correspondent for NBC News and MSNBC who guided many a frazzled viewer through sleepless nights in early November by playing a touch-screen display of election results like a Stradivarius while chugging Diet Coke and becoming a viral sensation.

The stories about Kornacki remind of the guy in our town who called snow-day for the local school system. A nice looking young man, he attained celebrity over time and had memes dedicated to him and his very careful phrasing of updates before making the big reveal - snow-day or not. Sadly for him, his celebrity was seasonal and no one remembered him until the dead of winter. Talk about fifteen minutes of fame but almost a more heartless version of it.

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