Monday, August 01, 2005

The Next Life

I stock up on nail varnish when on sale for a dollar and some change a pop at the neighborhood drugstore. Works well enough for me. Seems like some dogs get their paws painted for ten times as much.

I have to wonder if living a dog's life is such a bad idea after all. The Per Se of gourmet canine cuisine is well beyond what I manage to rustle up in my kitchen on any given day. All in all, I am open to reincarnation as a well heeled pet pooch. Hopefully, my owner will play audio books and classical music in her car so I can continue to indulge in my erstwhile human vices in the canine afterlife.

1 comment:

Steve said...

This is good. It would be interesting to see what kind of dog people would like to come back as.